Monday, April 16, 2007

My Kryptonite(s)...

At one point or another, I have claimed that everything on this list was "my kryptonite".

Brownies.
Cookie Cakes.
Fresh Baked Donuts.
Ben & Jerry's Chubbie Hubby Ice Cream.
Pumpkin Pie.
Deep Dish Pizza.
Warm Towels, straight from the dryer.
Puppies.
Nina Simone songs.
Comics Books.
JSA Action Figures.
Used DVD Mega-Bargains.
Chilled Vodka Shots.
Each and Every Girlfriend.
White Tanktops (w no bra).
Boobs.
LipstickLesbians.
Rosario Dawson.

From this list, we can infer two things...

1.) I have a lot of weaknesses.

2.) I am a 12 year old boy.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What are cookie cakes?

Mr. B said...

WHAT?!?

You're kidding, right?

You've got to be kidding.

You seriously don't know what a cookie cake is ?!?

A cookie cake is a cake that is made entirely out of cookie.

They make them at Mrs. Fields. It's just a big, damned cookie with icing on it. Only it's sometimes warm and it's thick and it's moist. And somehow it stays moist inside for three days after its baked. I don't know how they do it. Magic, I guess.

Good Christ, but it's a good cookie!

Seriously, get up on the cookie cake, yal!

Cheers,
Mr.B

Anonymous said...

Okay, thanks. I understand now. I've never eaten one, but since I'm dieting I suppose I'll try and avoid such temptations. For now.